Ethical Advocate T-Shirts

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Whisleblower

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

"Any member of congress who votes because of special interests or for political reasons should be forced to resign..."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Slavery Reparations

Truth Sword.

Tonight's report on the inhumanity to man won't be shown, so that we may bring an update on man's inhumanity to women, children and animals...

'Do you have a bike that says I support fighting cancer but hate being lied to?'

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

To Blow Whistle, Break Glass.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

National Everything Awareness Day

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

Gun laws US

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

Anonymous Donations

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"Overruled."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

Free-range C.E.O.s

'And get this: just when I thought the worst was over, the media blasts me for 'opportunistic, predatory business tactics!' Boy, did THAT sting!'

"It's not easy being green…"

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"The candidates this year are really honest."