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VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

The New Face of Political Campaigns

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Squeezing the Free Press.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Voltaire

Sue the Author 3PM

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

Trappist Monk Discord

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

Turkey, present day...

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Man ironing the censorship into a book.

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

What Does God Know?

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Safe spaces?

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Je Suis Charlie

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