Theory Of Relativity Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

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Complexity Made Simple.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Newton's Law and Order.

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Capital

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

Man rolling ball up a hill

Jean Philippe Rameau

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

Galileo vs Aristotle