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'Penny for them, Albert.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

The Physiciatrist...

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

"It could never work between us."

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Newton's vacation

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Newton's Law and Order.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Astronaut

Moon and Star

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Cosmology marches on. . .

The One That Newton Missed

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.