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"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

The Physiciatrist...

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"It could never work between us."

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Astronaut

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Newton's vacation

Newton's Law and Order.

Moon and Star

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Cosmology marches on. . .

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

The One That Newton Missed

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."