Fourth Wall Breaker Fan Gifts

"Yeah...I'm looking at you. See how you like it."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

Moses and the bridge.

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Something's wrong. I can tell by those kinetic lines the cartoonist drew around your head."

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"You're in the cartoon league now. You just have to pretend those little circles in the stands are actual people."

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"Whoa, check it out - Bill Murray just crashed our cartoon!"

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."

Crazy paving company.

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

"Lou, that lazy cartoonist did it again! You have got to see the size of this hole — we’re free! Sweet mother of all things holy... the Lockhorns are making lasagna!!"