Multiples Fan Gifts

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'Yes, there's safety in numbers, but only when the number is large: Tight now, we have only a 50% chance of surviving a deadly attack...'

The headless moped driver

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."

Scranton the Ride

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Tennis talking over the net.

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

Biden Infrastructure Plan

Proof that triangles are intelligent

Motorbike

Driver Hand Signals

Four wheel drive stuck on its spare tyres.

The goal posts need to be moved to net zero

'When mom wakes up, tell her the tattoo on my back of the chick riding the motorcycle is a fake.'

'What is the Bloody Mary made with? A? B? Rhesus negative? The menu doesn't say.'

"If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses."