Multiples Fan T-Shirts

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."

The headless moped driver

'Yes, there's safety in numbers, but only when the number is large: Tight now, we have only a 50% chance of surviving a deadly attack...'

Scranton the Ride

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Tennis talking over the net.

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

Proof that triangles are intelligent

Biden Infrastructure Plan

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Driver Hand Signals

Four wheel drive stuck on its spare tyres.

The goal posts need to be moved to net zero

Motorbike

'When mom wakes up, tell her the tattoo on my back of the chick riding the motorcycle is a fake.'

'What is the Bloody Mary made with? A? B? Rhesus negative? The menu doesn't say.'

"If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses."

Fertility Clinic, "Fancy some casual sextuplets?"