Bridge Builder Fan Gifts

Moses and the bridge.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Desert Island BBQ

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Love your renovations.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Crazy paving company.

"I want to report a race crime.'

'Oh sorry mate, I'll leave him outside.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.