Bridge Builder Fan Gifts

Moses and the bridge.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Desert Island BBQ

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'Love your renovations.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Crazy paving company.

"I want to report a race crime.'

'Oh sorry mate, I'll leave him outside.'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development