Mindful Merman Prints

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Gene Therapy

Yoga To-Do

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Analyst and patient

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

Binary Meditation.

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"