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Bob knew it was over when she stopped returning his calls. Still, the card was a nice touch.

Broken heart.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Her tears flowed like wine.

Sarah was having trouble getting over a previous relationship.

Broken Heart

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

Heartbreak

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

"I'm not sure we can do anything for a broken heart."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Couples' therapy

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Can I call you back, I'm engaged in crisis talks."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'