Heart Mender Prints

Bob knew it was over when she stopped returning his calls. Still, the card was a nice touch.

Broken heart.

Her tears flowed like wine.

Sarah was having trouble getting over a previous relationship.

Broken Heart

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

Heartbreak

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

"I'm not sure we can do anything for a broken heart."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Couples' therapy

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"Can I call you back, I'm engaged in crisis talks."

Analyst and patient

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'