Memory Menders Mugs

'I can't remember whether we take the left fork or the right fork of the road.'

My First Camera

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Origins of a family tradition.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'Pictures of your family?'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"