Memory Monger Mugs

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

"I don't know who you are!"

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."