Existential Muser Gifts

The big question

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Dreams I have had...

God's map of the universe

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

society of cartoonists...

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

Covid 19 Variant

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

I wonder if they can think...

The human race. When did I lose it?

"I'm betting you don't buy that eye of a needle crap..."

Muses of the Couch

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

'What would Nostradamus do?'

Woman in bed unable to sleep.

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."

'Whoa! -- She gave Adam a leaf-wedgie!'