Existential Muser Gifts

Looking for a gift for the existential muser? Our collection features playful and profound items that celebrate deep thinkers and philosophical souls. From quirky mugs to inspiring prints, find something that resonates with their love for exploring life's mysteries and embracing their curious, reflective nature. These gifts are ideal for sparking conversations and adding a splash of wit to their daily routine.

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The big question

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Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals. mockup

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

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'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?' mockup

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

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'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?' mockup

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

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Dreams I have had...

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Day for day i feel more and more empty. mockup

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

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God's map of the universe

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"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere." mockup

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

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'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.' mockup

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

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"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson." mockup

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

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'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,' mockup

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

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"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?" mockup

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

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'I was happier when I was unhappy.' mockup

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

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"I love it....but lose the bodies" mockup

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

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"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one." mockup

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

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Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head. mockup

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

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"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us." mockup

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

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'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?' mockup

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

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"Can't you ever relax?"

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Covid 19 Variant

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society of cartoonists...

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"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?'' mockup

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

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'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.' mockup

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

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'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?' mockup

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

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Muses of the Couch

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I wonder if they can think...

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"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize." mockup

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

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'What would Nostradamus do?'

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"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet." mockup

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

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Woman in bed unable to sleep.

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"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?" mockup

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"

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The Art Critics

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Existential Muser Gifts Collection

Existential Muser Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs for the existential muser—perfect for contemplating life’s mysteries with humor and style.

Existential Muser Pillows

Find pillows that bring comfort and inspiration to the home of any philosophical soul or reflective mind.

Existential Muser Prints

Explore art prints that capture the essence of existential musings—thought-provoking pieces for inspiring any space.

Existential Muser T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts for the creative thinker in your life—where wit meets deep thought in stylish, meaningful designs.