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'Do you have your original warranty?'

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"But am I happy? Very."

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

Delta and Omicron Race

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

society of cartoonists...

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Optimistic Paranoia.

'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'Yes, we can run a few tests if you insist. But, I'm pretty sure that my initial diagnosis is correct.'

'Did Snow White know about Prince Charming's previous marriage to Cinderella?'

"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'He used to live in the fast lane, it's more like a blind alley now.'

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'