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"The best thing about visiting a hospital is that you see a lot of people who are much worse than you. That usually cheers me up."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

Delta and Omicron Race

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Optimistic Paranoia.

'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

"There wearing masks during the COVID pandemic doesn't bother me really: I mostly recognise people by smell anyway..."

Muses of the Couch

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."

I wonder if they can think...

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'