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"The best thing about visiting a hospital is that you see a lot of people who are much worse than you. That usually cheers me up."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Delta and Omicron Race

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

Optimistic Paranoia.

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

I wonder if they can think...

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