Medical Muser Gifts

'Do you have your original warranty?'

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

"But am I happy? Very."

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

Delta and Omicron Race

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

society of cartoonists...

Optimistic Paranoia.

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."

'Yes, we can run a few tests if you insist. But, I'm pretty sure that my initial diagnosis is correct.'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."

'Did Snow White know about Prince Charming's previous marriage to Cinderella?'

'He used to live in the fast lane, it's more like a blind alley now.'