Medication Muser Gifts

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

"It has unfortunate memory side effects. He never forgets to take the damn things."

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Delta and Omicron Race

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"But am I happy? Very."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.