Medicine Muser Gifts

'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Delta and Omicron Race

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

society of cartoonists...

Optimistic Paranoia.

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

'Yes, we can run a few tests if you insist. But, I'm pretty sure that my initial diagnosis is correct.'

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."

'He used to live in the fast lane, it's more like a blind alley now.'

"I've renewed your prescription as the medication doesn't seem to be causing any side effects."

'Did Snow White know about Prince Charming's previous marriage to Cinderella?'

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'It says not to use heavy machinery when taking these. What's heavy machinery?'

"It's not you, it's your hormone changes."

'But what if I'm wrong...?'

"It has unfortunate memory side effects. He never forgets to take the damn things."