Medical Muses Gifts

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

World Cup Fever

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Jerry Lordan

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Angel playing music

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"Good?"

Patient after an appendix operation

"...on the avenue..."

Delta and Omicron Race

"You'll be discharged quickly after surgery and placed in our mobile recovery unit: a taxi home."

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

Coma for twenty years

AstraZeneca Controversy Costs Lives

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

"Thanks for reminding me, doc! I just forgot that I've got Alzheimer's!"

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

Life drawing class.