Medical Muses Pillows

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Jerry Lordan

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Angel playing music

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"Good?"

Patient after an appendix operation

"...on the avenue..."

Delta and Omicron Race

"You'll be discharged quickly after surgery and placed in our mobile recovery unit: a taxi home."

Coma for twenty years

"Thanks for reminding me, doc! I just forgot that I've got Alzheimer's!"

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

AstraZeneca Controversy Costs Lives

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'