Medication Muse Gifts

'The pound of cure is available as a generic but the ounce of prevention is by prescription only.'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'According to the bottle, these are 24-hour pain reliever pills that will kill pain before you realize you're feeling pain, and. . .'

'If you think he's obnoxious now, you should have heard him before he started taking Prozac!'

"I've renewed your prescription as the medication doesn't seem to be causing any side effects."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Jerry Lordan

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Delta and Omicron Race

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

The Cona Lisa

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'I think it's called RED!'

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

"My whole life, …. I've never wanted to be anything other than a psychiatric patient."

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

'Nobody understands my job title.'

'Yes, we can run a few tests if you insist. But, I'm pretty sure that my initial diagnosis is correct.'

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'