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"I'm sorry, sir, but 311 cannot bring you hangover nachos."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Secretive Weigh In.

Full English Breakfast.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Cereal Tasting.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Bedside Manna.

Munch Master.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'You were up four times last night.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

Diet Enforcer

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'