Midnight Muse Gifts

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Why does she wait until I'm sleeping to knock the pencil around the apartment?"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

The coffee's not working.

Jerry Lordan

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Angel playing music

'He's wearing a toupee.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

Modern day mirror.

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

"...on the avenue..."

"Buy them - and never look back."

Insomnia.

"Big storm's a brewin'."