Mood Disorders Gifts

Out of Sorts

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Back to school.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Medical Cabinet

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Mush on."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

'Manic depression research centre.'

Psychotic mood swing.

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Grump Horse and Rider

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

I must get back to the office - I'm supposed to be on the warpath.

"Something's wrong. I can tell by your look of utter disillusionment tinged with brooding animosity."

'Manic depression therapy clinic.'

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

'You don't seem very happy this morning.'

A Week at Ballachulish, Pt. 2

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."

"Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"