Anxiety Disorders Gifts

Claustrophobics' Club

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Fight or Flight

Worry tank

Mind-Fullness

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

No Immediate Danger

That party went well.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"You dropped yer wallet."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Flu vaccine.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

It's A Breeze

Hypochondria Hospital

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

Nervous at a party.

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."