Anxiety Gifts

"I feel we're making progress."

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

'My insomnia wouldn't be so bad if I didn't lie awake worrying about it.'

Monsters Under Bed: Then and Now

Things that go beep in the night.

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Worry tank

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

Tunnel of Anxiety

"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"...seventy-one... four thousand, six hundred and seventy-two... four thousand, six hundred and seventy-three... four thousand, six hundred and..."

"Sometimes it feels like the whole world's been turned upside down."

The world is leaving you behind phobia.

Being Called A Sour Grape Phobia.

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

"Another day, another good chance they'll find something hazardous to my health."

Nobody ever listens to what I say phobia.

'Nature makes me nervous!'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"You know, on second thought maybe I'll take the stairs."

"Me, I'm too self-conscious to go to the gym. I have my own hamster wheel at home..."

"I've raised my fret level."

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

"I'm way too old for this...."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"My latest hobby is panicking."

Road Guilt

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'I don't like touching door handles. . . I had to wait for people to tailgate through every door.'

The tube's a nightmare today

The Walking Dread

Bob wasn't responding to treatment - or anything else.