Overcoming Anxiety Gifts

It's A Breeze

"I just get a little tense before everything."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Fight or Flight

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Worry tank

Mind-Fullness

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

No Immediate Danger

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

That party went well.

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Flu vaccine.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Things that go beep in the night.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."