Anxiety Disorders Mugs

Claustrophobics' Club

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Fight or Flight

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Worry tank

Mind-Fullness

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

No Immediate Danger

That party went well.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Flu vaccine.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Things that go beep in the night.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

It's A Breeze

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Hypochondria Hospital

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

Nervous at a party.

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."