Anxiety Awareness Mugs

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No Immediate Danger

The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side Phobia: 'We heard this is the land of opportunity. Our clients are bankrupt.'

Every car I ever buy is a lemon phobia.

"I was afraid to fly when I was mortal, and I'm afraid to fly now."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

National Everything Awareness Day

Fight or Flight

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Worry tank

Mind-Fullness

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

That party went well.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"You dropped yer wallet."

Flu vaccine.

Can't even hold signs well.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"Pencil eraser."

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"You call that worrying?"

Pollution Look

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."