Anxiety Awareness Promoter Mugs

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No Immediate Danger

"You dropped yer wallet."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Sewer Rats

"My main worry is my anxiety."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

'Guy, is that you?'

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

Anxiety/More Anxiety

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