Anxiety Awareness Promoter Pillows

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No Immediate Danger

"You dropped yer wallet."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

Sewer Rats

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

'Guy, is that you?'

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

I think I'm almost cured, doctor! Let's not rush into anything, Al. That Lexus I have my eye on isn't going to pay for itself.

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

Anxiety/More Anxiety

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -