Anxiety-aware People Pillows

"According to our medical records you've been diagnosed as a hypochondriac."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No Immediate Danger

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Pencil eraser."

"Hell: The Airport"

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hypochondria Hospital

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

Anxiety/More Anxiety

Tunnel of Anxiety

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

Introducing...Superegoman!

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'