Anxiety Folks Pillows

The reassurer: the magazine for chronic worriers

"Try thinking about something else."

Worry tank

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

That party went well.

No Immediate Danger

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Things that go beep in the night.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hypochondria Hospital

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"Hell: The Airport"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"I feel we're making progress."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

And just how long have you had this impending feeling of doom?

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'