Anxiety Aware Pillows

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I think I'm probably a time wasting hypochondriac with nothing better to do than waste valuable NHS resources but I thought I'd come and get a second opinion!"

John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

No Immediate Danger

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

Hypochondria Hospital

"Pencil eraser."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Concern Chart

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."