Anxiety Awareness Pillows

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No Immediate Danger

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side Phobia: 'We heard this is the land of opportunity. Our clients are bankrupt.'

Every car I ever buy is a lemon phobia.

"I was afraid to fly when I was mortal, and I'm afraid to fly now."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

National Everything Awareness Day

Fight or Flight

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Worry tank

Mind-Fullness

That party went well.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Flu vaccine.

"You dropped yer wallet."

Can't even hold signs well.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Free-Floating Anxiety

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Things that go beep in the night.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Pencil eraser."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"You call that worrying?"