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"No, he's not one of ours. Have you tried accounting?"

"He never has any stress but he is a carrier."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No Immediate Danger

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Pencil eraser."

Hypochondria Hospital

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

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"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

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"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Parental Anxiety