"No, he's not one of ours. Have you tried accounting?"
Anxiety Observer Pillows
Give a cozy pillow that humorously acknowledges the anxiety observer’s vigilant personality. Perfect for adding character and comfort to their favorite space.
"He never has any stress but he is a carrier."
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
"Say, when did you get so fluff?"
'I've been a nervous rex all day.'
No Immediate Danger
"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."
'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'
"But what if this is all there is?"
"You dropped yer wallet."
Free-Floating Anxiety
"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."
"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."
Hypochondria Hospital
Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.
"Pencil eraser."
"Hell: The Airport"
"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"
'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'
"Oh no, not another pandemic!"
"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"
"You call that worrying?"
"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"
"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"
'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'
"Sad really. He's scared of heights."
"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."
Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing
Phrenological matrimonial bureau
"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."
"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."
"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."
"My main worry is my anxiety."
Anxiety Observer Pillows Collection
Anxiety Observer Mugs
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Anxiety Observer Prints
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Anxiety Observer T-Shirts
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