Psychology Observers Pillows

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Unmanned drones.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

A spider meal prepping

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

"I love people-watching."

Just married.

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

"Believe me, Alice, you didn't miss a thing. It wasn't even a party—it was a positioning event."

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

Bird Bathrooms

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

"You're grinding your teeth again."

"I've been to all his weddings."

What late birds do.

The artist

I'm Going For A Job As A Coat Hangar.

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.