Psychology Observers Pillows

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

Unmanned drones.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

A spider meal prepping

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

"I love people-watching."

Just married.

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

"Believe me, Alice, you didn't miss a thing. It wasn't even a party—it was a positioning event."

"You're grinding your teeth again."

"I've been to all his weddings."

What late birds do.

I'm Going For A Job As A Coat Hangar.

The artist

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"