Anxiety Relief Advocate Pillows

"You've worried enough about not having a job for now, dear—why don't you take the rest of the day off?"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Fight or Flight

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Flu vaccine.

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Nervous Student

'You have a fauxbia.'

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

Bring your problems to work day.

Relax.

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'