Anxiety Relief Advocate Prints

"You've worried enough about not having a job for now, dear—why don't you take the rest of the day off?"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Flu vaccine.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Nervous Student

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'You have a fauxbia.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

Bring your problems to work day.

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

Relax.