Anti-stress Advocate Pillows

'Hard work may have a future payoff, but laziness pays off now.'

On holiday.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"Dude. You seem tense."

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'You need some stress.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

'No sweat shop'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

Death from Overwork.

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Coronavirus crisis

Emergency yoga

"Can we just order pizza for Thanksgiving this year?"

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Anxiety/More Anxiety

Introducing...Superegoman!

Rage-a-Day Calendar.

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"

Boss's Office. He said if my work continues to suffer he'll have to put it out its misery.

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

'... 60 Minutes at 9:00, Green Peace at 10:00, the Tea Party at 11:00 ...'

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."