Mood Disorders T-Shirts

Out of Sorts

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Back to school.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Medical Cabinet

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Mush on."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Manic depression research centre.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

Psychotic mood swing.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Grump Horse and Rider

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

How's your mood this week, Al? I'm happy as a clam, doctor. Great. Let me ask you something: The last time you saw a clam, how happy did he appear to be?

I must get back to the office - I'm supposed to be on the warpath.

"Something's wrong. I can tell by your look of utter disillusionment tinged with brooding animosity."

'Manic depression therapy clinic.'

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Grumpy --- It's like living in a house full of mood swings!

A Week at Ballachulish, Pt. 2

'You don't seem very happy this morning.'

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."