Mood Improvement T-Shirts

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Back to school.

Medical Cabinet

How can we improve our health?

"Mush on."

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"Is something bothering you?"

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

The Incredible Skulk

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

'Lighten up!'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

The Art Lover

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

I feel happy

'I think we'll prescribe daily hugs, mutual pats on the back and an hourly rendition of 'Oh what a beautiful morning...'.'