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"Is there a humorist in the house?"

The day the stock market went UP.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Pet a Puppy

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

"Mush on."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

Psychotic mood swing.

Gonna Suck

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

The Incredible Skulk

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"