Mood Lifting Gifts

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

The day the stock market went UP.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Pet a Puppy

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

"Mush on."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Gonna Suck

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

Psychotic mood swing.

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

Vacuuming Up the Mood