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"Time for your St. John's Wort."

The day the stock market went UP.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Back to school.

"Mush on."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

The Incredible Skulk

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

The Art Lover

'Lighten up!'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Tambourine.

I feel happy

Winter depression.

"Whatever he's having!"

'I think we'll prescribe daily hugs, mutual pats on the back and an hourly rendition of 'Oh what a beautiful morning...'.'

Institute (brain).

"You're 30? Me too!"