Moods Gifts

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'You don't seem very happy this morning.'

'I can't eat because I'm on a diet, I can't drink because of my ulcer and I can't be merry because I'm a grouch.'

"I hate it when we fight."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Feel better, dear?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Rodin's THE FEELER

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Medical Cabinet

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Mush on."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'I cry a lot.'

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

'Manic depression research centre.'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"I'm pregnant."

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Psychotic mood swing.