Moods Pillows

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'You don't seem very happy this morning.'

'I can't eat because I'm on a diet, I can't drink because of my ulcer and I can't be merry because I'm a grouch.'

"I hate it when we fight."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Feel better, dear?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Medical Cabinet

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Mush on."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'I cry a lot.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Manic depression research centre.'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

'It will never work. She's touchy-feely, and he is just touchy.'

Psychotic mood swing.

"I'm pregnant."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Grump Horse and Rider