Good Mood Pillows

The right curve on a smile can set a lot of things straight.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

The day the stock market went UP.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

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"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Mush on."

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Grump Horse and Rider

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

How's your mood this week, Al? I'm happy as a clam, doctor. Great. Let me ask you something: The last time you saw a clam, how happy did he appear to be?

'Lighten up!'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Brain cloud

Don't walk while cross.