Mood Swings Pillows

Psychotic mood swing.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

Bipolar bear.

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Bipolar Bear.

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

Pissed-off hour.

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

'I'm in a good mood bad mood.'

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

A Week at Ballachulish, Pt. 2

"You and your mood swings"

"Goodness, is it that time of the month already, dear?"

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

'You don't seem very happy this morning.'

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

"I can't explain it, Doc! One moment I'm up - the next moment I'm down! . . Up!. . . Down!. . . Up!. . . Down! . . ."

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

Angry Hour

The Post-Menopause early warning system.

'The S.E.C warns that irrational exuberance, if left untreated can lead to bi polar mood changes.'

Sponsored grump, donate now: 'This isn't much of a challenge for you really, is it?'

'Would you believe that? This idiot just called me furious and uncontrolled!'